Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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womens rights

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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