- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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