- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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