- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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