What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How would you rule?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

just in time?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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