A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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