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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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