- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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