- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Justin beiber..

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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