- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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