- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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whats polish and black a polish black person

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

I have an erection My mom!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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