What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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