What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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knock knock There's no door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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