- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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