"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

I was once a hamster.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Well this is pointless.....

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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