- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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