What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

ecks! why zee?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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