- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Justin with a hat.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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