- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

People...

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Women's rights.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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