- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Justin beiber..

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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