- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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