- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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