- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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