- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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