- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face is kinda funny

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A car walks into a bar.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

FUCK THE JEWS

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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