- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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