- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

I have a really funny joke.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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