- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Roses are red, yup.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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