- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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