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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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