A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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