- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How High is a Chinese man

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Gingers.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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