- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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