- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

non poop

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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