- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

non poop

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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