- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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