Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

How High is a Chinese man

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Gingers.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Anti Joke

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