- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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