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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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