What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Kys

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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