- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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