- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what's white and sticky semen

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