- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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