My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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