- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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