- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What the hell are you doing?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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