What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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