What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What the hell are you doing?

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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