Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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