- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Knock, knock. Door opened.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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