- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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