- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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