Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Three black men were walking...

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Male leadership.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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