Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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how did the man die he didnt

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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