- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

a chinese man pays the full price

Robin, get in the car!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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