- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

wots brown and smells like shite shite

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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