Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Anti Joke

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