- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What is red? A rock painted red

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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