Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

H o m o comes out as homo

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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