How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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