Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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