There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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boys

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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