- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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