a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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