What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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