A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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did you stub your toe?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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