Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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