Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

the holocaust

Hitler and Jews become friends.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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