what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Anti Joke

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