- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Tim and Eric

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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