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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Today is March 22.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

whats 2+2 equal? 4

wael.. nuff said

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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