- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Compton

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Jellybeans

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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