How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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