- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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