- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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