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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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