- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

haha black people :D

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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