- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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