- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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