- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Albert your flies undone.

when debbie meets downer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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