What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Your face

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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