Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

I woke up today

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Nuneaton..

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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