Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is the name of the car? What

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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