- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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