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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Dumbledore dies.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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