- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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