What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Daniel is a fag

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Do you like apples? Yes

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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