what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

You know whats funny Aids

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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