- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Hi, my name is Jake.

You know whats funny Aids

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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