- Anti Joke

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A midget walked under a bar.