What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Rush Limbaugh

Knock knock Come in

fish fishy caoimhin

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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