- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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