- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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