You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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