- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

i had sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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