Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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