- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Who is John Galt?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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